10 Terrible Cat Jokes That Are So Bad, They Might Make You Cringe!

Everyone can use a little laugh now and then, and sometimes all you need is some catty jokes to save the day. Be sure to scroll down to read a total of 10 cat jokes that failed to impress the majestic creature, but some of us may find them bearable… somehow!

#1 One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”

#2 What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

A car-pet.

#3 What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Why, a catastrophe, of course!

#4 A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”

#5 Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…


#6 My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.

Turns out she just had the movie on paws.

#7 How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.


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